Josh’s Bears:  running up the score always comes back to haunt you.  My advice to you is to quit making enemies in this league. It’s obvious your team is talented enough.  It does not need your expertise (or should I say lack of).  Let your team do the talking.  By the way- beating Neil so badly was as big an accomplishment as Borden’s ability to copy and paste this article on the web site.

 

Grier Bengals:  You offensive magnet, you!  Ride that wave, and you won’t need a defense.  However- you must get some sacks;  take some risks.  Even if people score on you quickly- you have the offensive fire power to outscore anyone.  Your team is fun, unlike the team ranked ahead of you.

 

Lewis Eagles:  There is no one who has ever played this game who should be more grateful to be 3-2 than you.  If when the season ends, your win total hasn’t gone up- no one will be surprise. So use that as motivation to prove us wrong.  Speaking of winning- how has the ACC done in the past 2 Final Fours in College Hoops???

 

Herth Hawks:   Welcome to the show my friend.  Great news- look at the 3 teams in front of you.  You are still in the hunt.  Your defense is fine;  get that offense in gear, you have to run the ball to keep the ball.  Don’t give up on Alexander.  Give him the rock more and you may be given a trophy in 5 weeks.

 

Brooks Niners:   Good news first:  with a defense that is worse than Neil’s, (wait is that possible??)  you still have won 2 games. Nice INT stats.  Bad news:  your offense is about as good as SCarolina’s was this past Saturday vs. Vanderbilt.   Your turn around has to happen this week.  Jump start your season by knocking off the Boring Bears.

 

Walker Chargers:   DaDaDaDaDaDa  CHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!   You are the hero for the week.  Almost 180 yards through the air.  Ladies and gentlemen, look out: the chargers are here.  You are 2nd in TOP;  keep it up; the less people have the ball vs you the better!

 

Struble Cowboys:   4 words for you:  What is going on???  The two games you show- you win!   Oh, I get it;  saving it for the post season, huh??  Good plan.  Don’t worry, I won’t blow your cover.  Look at my comments under Herth hawks, sentence two.. See ya at the Super Bowl.

 

Jimenez Saints:   Time for another cheer:  ‘Who Dat Say Day Gonna Beat Dem Saints??’  well, pretty much everyone!  One more smarty pants comment, then I’ll give you something to help your team:  52-17???;  now that’s funny!  I didn’t know it was possible to give up 52 points in one game!  Now for something positive:  You play Grier, who is giving up almost 20 points per game this week.  He has given up over 160 on the ground twice this year.  Pound the rock and quit throwing INT’s.

 

To the picks for the week:

 

Struble Cowboys 30   Lewis Eagles 10

Herth Hawks  24        Walker Chargers 5

Grier Bengals 41       Jimenez Saints  40

Dryer Bears 17          Brooks Niners 9

 

Have fun guys!

 

Shelvin